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The Classic Porn Review

Reviewed: 2013-05-21 . We have old review archived for this site, you can read it here
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Our Rating: 84/100

Quality of Content: 20/25

Purchase Value: 18/20

Leased/Own Content: 10/15

Update Frequency: 10/10

Content Variety: 10/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 5/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 4/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For TheClassicPorn

User Rating: 54/100 - based on 117 votes.

Price & Payment Options



Standard price: $1.00 (1 days, recurring at $34.95 / 30days)

30 Days


Standard price: $34.95 (30 days, recurring at $34.95 / 30 days)

90 Days


Standard price: $59.95 (90 days, non recurring)

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Tour Promises promises over 3000 porn viewing hours, famous porn stars, exciting plots, star bios, easy navigation and access to bonus sites.

My Opinion About TheClassicPorn

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If you happen to be a fan of vintage porn, then you might want to take a look at The Classic Porn website. The content looks very impressive from the tour page and the amount doesn't disappoint once you arrive inside the members' area.

You'll need to pass through a page of upsells to get to TheClassicPorn and even when you do end up on the homepage, there are more upsells. Unfortunately, the design of the site, while giving an impression of retro porn, is a bit messy looking and the upsells just sort of fit in with all the classic categories. However, once you get your bearings it should be an easy enough ride.

There are currently 2418 videos on this site. You can sort the DVDs by newest, most viewed and most popular and you can look up scenes by checking out the profile page for your favourite stars. There is also a list of category tags so you can find facials, interracial, blowjobs and other sex actions. There are also supposed to be over 11,000 pictures, but I had trouble spotting them. In fact, they are located on the star's profile pages.

It's impossible to tell you how many actual sets of photos you can find here, but my best guess is that there is one set per star, which would total 7681 sets. They are also generally small sets with random pictures from various points in a star's career. Abigail Clayton, for example, has a set of three pictures, but other stars like Christy Canyon have a set of 391 images. Pictures can be downloaded in ZIP files and you can also browse them in a viewer, although there aren't slideshows. The size of the images really depends on the originals, but anticipate many 1024x768 and also 800x600 pictures.

Videos are mostly from the 1980's or at least the largest number of DVDs come from the era. There are also plenty of films from the 1970's and the 1990's and there are a handful of titles from the 1960's. A lot of the films are around 90 minutes long and you can stream them in an embedded 576x432 Flash player or download the entire movie in a single MP4 (1000kbps, 512x384) file. There may be some 500kbps, 576x432 FLV downloads, as well. The resolution truly depends on the year the film was made and the original print. In transferring to a digital format, I'm sure a bit of resolution is lost, but the movies look pretty good with all things considered.

Final Verdict

With over 7000 porn stars, you are likely to find content for your all-time favourite star here on The Classic Porn. Early work form currently active stars like Nina Hartley, retired stars like Traci Lords and Seka and even French stars like Brigitte Lahaie. Also, in these olden golden days, male stars were almost as famous or notorious as the ladies and you'll find content with John Holmes, Billy Dee and others. On its own merit, The Classic Porn is a gem of a site for fans, and combined with another three classic bonuses including ClassicPornScenes, RetroPornArchive and GayThePornClassics, the membership is a treasure trove for enthusiasts.

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Sites included with membership to TheClassicPorn

Membership to TheClassicPorn includes access to a number of additional paysites - see below.
Note : The list contains only sites we have already reviewed, more sites can be included in the deal.

Date Site Name Description Rating
2010-11-19TheClassicPornThe most exciting and famous classic porn films in a single place.84
2010-11-12RetroPornArchiveVintage porn movies and photos for true collectors.74
2012-08-24ClassicPornScenesClassic scenes with some of the most famous stars in the business.63

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The Classic Porn review scores on other review sites

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Date Site Name Rating
2012-08-22The Best Porn82
2009-11-09Sawa's reviews82

Average score on other review sites : 85/100

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